The "what adverts annoy you this month" thread...

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Jimmy Carr sends his regards:

If the GoCompare adverts annoy you you might like this. It's for the C4 Comedy Gala ad break. http://tinyurl.com/yc582vc

[Veela Magnet]

Those Cow and Gate ads with the laughing babies are like nails down a chalkboard. And why the hell do they always manage to show pudgy potato-like babies when I'm eating my dinner? That Johnson's one with the cringeworthy "oooooone, twoooooo..." voiceover is particularly horrific. And I think they took down the skating babies Evian ad because it was giving people nightmares. No amount of CGI can make that look "cute".

[Yamato-99]

That modern warfare 2 stimulus package makes me want to kill puppies. Every time I go on youtube its their to greet me

[Titters]

#1, with a bullet, the new Nationwide ad using "the laaaaaaaady" characters from Little Britain.

Simply dire.

[EternalCymru]

Uniformdating.com wtf!!!! lol

What it should go like is...

"Are you a kinky funker? Like playing doctors and nurses? Dressing up games your thing? Want to guarantee the availability on handcuffs for those romantic nights? If so go to..."

[Bilge Rat]

I saw an advert the other day for 'anti-chafing gel'. You rub it on your body to stop you from chafing when you move.

Just... WTF?

[Shaolin_monkey]

Wow, thanks for pointing that out Bilge! I never knew the stuff existed. The top of my thighs just under the perineum are constantly chafing 'cos of the size of them - all that weight training and cycling I used to do. Summer is the worst, when they get sweaty, and I get big welts and broken skin making walking a nightmare.

Now I have the answer, thanks to anti-chafing cream! Where did you see it mate? Boots or somewhere?

[Bilge Rat]

On TV. I found a link on a site listing Britain's worst adverts:

http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/lanacane ... afing-gel/

[Shaolin_monkey]

Lanacane! Fantastic! Great advert too - loved the way they represented overweight people with that rubber balloon animal kind of theme.

[Triggerhappytel]

A couple of less obvious ones for me. I hate the Aviva ads with Paul Whitehouse. I just don't think they're funny at all, and it seems like such a waste to have someone as naturally good as him in such shitty adverts. I especially dislike the one where he's picking up all the football supporters and at the end shouts "Green Army".

I also really dislike the Enterprise care hire ad where the guy and his missus are going somewhere for a dirty weekend she asks him what colour underwear he wants her to wear. I just don't get what it has to do with a car hire, and just seems awkward and sleazy.

[RYAN WHITELAW]

that new england carlsberg advert pisses me off.

It makes me want to see you guys fail again even more.

[TheBoyInGreen]

that new england carlsberg advert pisses me off.

It makes me want to see you guys fail again even more.

As a Welshman, I agree, but Jeff Stelling makes that advert amazing.

[neoviper]

that new england carlsberg advert pisses me off.

It makes me want to see you guys fail again even more.

At least we haven't already failed...

[The+Deleted]

that new england carlsberg advert pisses me off.

It makes me want to see you guys fail again even more.

At least we haven't already failed...

It's the KitKat one that pisses me off.
Fingers crossed. Aesthetically it looks clumsy. As a vote of confidence it's appalling.

[PlatinumSpectre]

The new diet coke advert, which if you have not seen, is right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1mkS0X6gJ8

It's just so damn... freaky.. urgh i hate things like that.