People who don't thank you when you step aside for them ("How's about you acknowledge the fact that I stepped onto the road to let you pass, you mother#@##ing #@##ing #@##!!!!!!! Oh, look, a bu...")
Games in the wrong box, definitely - especially if you've bought "the greatest game in the world", only to find you've actually bought "generic piece of sh!t 7,000,62" when you get home
Chavs - I think everyone hates chavs, even chavs
Mika; complete barsteward
EDIT - continued
Paris Hilton, and all like her - Just give me all your money, you wasters
Ben Stiller - well, he doesn't irritate me; but he went from Zoolander/Mystery Men to Meet the Parents/Night at the Museum?
That arse who sings "Caroline's victim" or whatever it's called (it's on in the background, sweet jeebus!)
Midges
Gwen Stefani - so she can sing, but she's mad as a box of frogs with rabies
Oh God, there's so many other things (I'll probably add more!)
