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Post by maf-me-quick » Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:11 pm

I’ll be honest I don’t know what shared living really means but don’t you have your own stuff? If I was you I’d put all that shit on the side and just wash up my own stuff
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Post by One-armed dwarf » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:14 am

It's quite a fun alarming thing when you don't take flossing seriously, start trying to take it seriously and do it but then you're like

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Post by Sly Reflex » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:19 am

Don't **** about with floss, get yourself a water pick.
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Post by One-armed dwarf » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:20 am

I have one, but a water pick doesn't get deep into the nitty gritty of it. Dentists don't recommend it as a replacement.

But I do use it afterwards to become less of a vampire.

Also I feel like a big boy when I floss, don't take this away from me.
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Post by Sly Reflex » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:43 am

Never really had an issue with bleeding gums.

Loosely related but I changed my tongue scraper for a spoon because mine broke at the handle and the spoon works better. Plus now I have something nasty to stir unwanted guests tea with, so it's a win/win.
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Post by One-armed dwarf » Wed Sep 05, 2018 12:03 pm

Tbf the bleeding that happens from flossing for the first time in ages is the type of bleeding that occurs without you knowing it's there usually.

I suffer bad from bruxism (teeth grinding at night caused by stress) and it seems a bad idea to have inflamed gums with that cause it could cause tooth loosening, so it's a thing I need to get on top of.

Especially as I can't really deal with the bruxism right now, my back is the chief cause of stress in my life and there's nothing I can do about that for the time being.
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Re: The Rant Thread

Post by Bilge Rat » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:56 am

If you try to use Google to convert an imperial pint into mililitres it says that it is exactly 500. What? :shock:

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Post by regemond » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:29 pm

It's wrong the opposite way too. 568 ml is apparently 1.136 imperial pints.
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Post by shinymcshine » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:56 am

Just wow !

It's Moto2 you're doing 140 mph on your bike down a straight, when the rider next to you leans over and pulls your brake!

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/ ... -at-140mph

Stupid and irresponsible just don't cut it, surely a lifetime ban, not a 2 race suspension.

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Post by One-armed dwarf » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:39 pm

omg flossing is so boring

Can I just lose all my teeth now and get it over with
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Re: The Rant Thread

Post by maf-me-quick » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:43 pm

Quick way is to swap out mouthwash for battery acid. That’s what I did. Problem solved.
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Post by One-armed dwarf » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:45 pm

Yes but I am quite attached to my esophagus and would like to keep it that way.
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Re: The Rant Thread

Post by maf-me-quick » Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:47 pm

You don’t have to drink it. Rinse after.
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Post by Pious the chosen » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:00 pm

maf-me-quick wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:43 pm
One-armed dwarf wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:45 pm
maf-me-quick wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 5:47 pm
Quick way is to swap out mouthwash for battery acid. That’s what I did. Problem solved.

Yes but I am quite attached to my esophagus and would like to keep it that way.
You don’t have to drink it. Rinse after.
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Re: The Rant Thread

Post by maf-me-quick » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:08 pm

1) Does permanent hair removal work and B) Would they do it on my nose* holes

*Replace the word nose with butt
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