Brassnecked cacky poop

[Miss Moth]

Sirs and sirsesses,

This press release just in. Now then, not only will you find the most abysmal website around, you will also find it to be a shameless attempt to sell something really quite shit. There is so much wrong about this: the press release does not mention the product but masquerades as a genuine campaign piece, which it isn't - and the websiteis cynical, poor, shit, shit, shit.

Enjoy:

Men should take the initiative in the quest for better orgasms!

18 August 2010

A new campaign has been launched to help men appreciate the key role they can play to improve the quality their sexual relationships.

As the years pass and the family grows thousands of couples endure a lacklustre sexual relationship where neither partner is feeling sexually fulfilled.

The campaign website (www.iwabo.co.uk/for_men) uses humour to raise awareness of an important health issue and identifies some of the steps that men can take to improve sexual stimulation for both partners.

It is hoped that, with greater awareness of the issues, more couples will be able to discuss their problems sensitively and tactfully.

Recent studies have shown that as many as 25% of men fake orgasm during penetrative sex and many rely on manual or oral stimulation to achieve orgasm.

The National Orgasm Survey of 5000 women reported that only about a third of women regularly achieve orgasm during penetrative sex.

It is hoped that www.iwabo.co.uk/for_men will stimulate the imagination of a large audience and hopefully ‘go viral’.

Whilst some may argue that ‘male humour’ is not the way to approach such a sensitive subject, it is a fact that the key messages have not been learned despite extensive efforts over the last ten years.

For more information visit www.iwabo.co.uk/for_men

[Killer_Carp]

Recent studies have shown that as many as 25% of men fake orgasm during penetrative sex and many rely on manual or oral stimulation to achieve orgasm.
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I only fake orgasm becuase I would rather be sleeping, so the The National Orgasm Survey needs to get the hell off my back.

It is hoped that http://www.iwabo.co.uk/for_men will stimulate the imagination of a large audience and hopefully ‘go viral’.[/b]

So when they say "hopefully go viral" are they hoping for gonorrhea or herpes??

[RYAN WHITELAW]

How does one fake an orgasm?

I dont get it, if a woman thinks i had came then she must expect a mess....

[PlatinumSpectre]

How does one fake an orgasm?

I dont get it, if a woman thinks i had came then she must expect a mess....

Dunno? Hide a sache of Mayonnaise downstairs?

[Killer_Carp]

How does one fake an orgasm?

I dont get it, if a woman thinks i had came then she must expect a mess....

Dunno? Hide a sache of Mayonnaise downstairs?

Are you mofo's kidding me? It called a condom and please don't tell me you guys go raw on every dirty bird who spreads her legs for you - thats how you get the clap or end up as some womans baby's daddy.

Man, I thought you were smarter then that Platinum.

[WonderMel]

Yeah but unless you go to the loo to take it off, every bird's gonna have a sneaky peak to make sure the juice is in there. She just is. And if she's REALLY high maintenence she's gonna give it a squeeze to make sure it's not got holes in.

[Killer_Carp]

Yeah but unless you go to the loo to take it off, every bird's gonna have a sneaky peak to make sure the juice is in there. She just is. And if she's REALLY high maintenence she's gonna give it a squeeze to make sure it's not got holes in.

True, but you could always take it into the bathroom a get rid of it in the trash or throw it out the bathroom window to the street bellow.





Also just for the record I was being sarcastic about faking an orgasm.

[Skev]

How does one fake an orgasm?

I dont get it, if a woman thinks i had came then she must expect a mess....

Dunno? Hide a sache of Mayonnaise downstairs?

Are you mofo's kidding me? It called a condom and please don't tell me you guys go raw on every dirty bird who spreads her legs for you - thats how you get the clap or end up as some womans baby's daddy.

Man, I thought you were smarter then that Platinum.

What about when your in a long term relationship - my other half uses the pill and I only occasionally use a condom no babies or burning sensations for me!
If I end up with some STD then I know something is up and i'll burn her and bury the body in the woods.....


And seriously? Men faking orgasms ?

[Killer_Carp]

What about when your in a long term relationship - my other half uses the pill and I only occasionally use a condom no babies or burning sensations for me!
If I end up with some STD then I know something is up and i'll burn her and bury the body in the woods.....


And seriously? Men faking orgasms ?

First, I was being sarcastic about faking an orgasm.

Now if I was in a long term relationship I would not be using a condom, as long as I trusted her not to cheat on me and she was on the pill. I was talking about short term or ONS.

[PlatinumSpectre]

How does one fake an orgasm?

I dont get it, if a woman thinks i had came then she must expect a mess....

Dunno? Hide a sache of Mayonnaise downstairs?

Are you mofo's kidding me? It called a condom and please don't tell me you guys go raw on every dirty bird who spreads her legs for you - thats how you get the clap or end up as some womans baby's daddy. [/img]

I thought you were meaning faking an orgasm without a condom. Laughed my ass of at this though!!

[Killer_Carp]

I thought you were meaning faking an orgasm without a condom. Laughed my ass of at this though!!

[Miss Moth]

I can't imagine faking. I enjoy it all too much and, well, if it's just not happening, just give up. You can always just reach for the DS and have some real fun anyway.

[Killer_Carp]

Estaba bromeando acerca de fingir un orgasmo

[Bilge Rat]

Aren't condoms a bit shit? Obviously I have no first-hand experience with either rubbers or lady parts, but don't they totally ruin the sensations of the whole thing?

I realise that they serve a purpose and I'm not suggesting that people should use nothing instead, but don't you just spend the whole time thinking how much better it would feel if you didn't have it on and wishing that you didn't have to put up with it?

[WonderMel]

Aren't condoms a bit shit? Obviously I have no first-hand experience with either rubbers or lady parts, but don't they totally ruin the sensations of the whole thing?

I realise that they serve a purpose and I'm not suggesting that people should use nothing instead, but don't you just spend the whole time thinking how much better it would feel if you didn't have it on and wishing that you didn't have to put up with it?

Have a posh wank and find out!