I was always led to believe that girls on the internet were really big hairy men pretending.... have i been duped?.Shelly wrote:I'd just like to point out...there are more girls on the forum...so therefore you do know girls...just not real live ones that you can touch and stuff.tresdoss wrote:We enjoy video games... does'nt that go hand in hand with not knowing any girls?.merman wrote:And will there be girls there?
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I reckon on games sites theres more women pretending to be men so they dont get harassed.

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You make a very valid point there.mfnick wrote:I reckon on games sites theres more women pretending to be men so they dont get harassed.


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I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.
I have sausage fingers and deep knees.
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sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.


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Haha, I think Sickmoth has a point - since it seems he knows some real she-devils. Shame he hasn't actually met women gamers. We're more delightful company.tresdoss wrote:sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex..... lets see if we have anyone bite at that statement.
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Well, actually my wife, before she became a life member of the Association of Miserablists, played a lot of games. She had a MegaDrive all those years ago, happily played Resident Evil and then The Sims and some Ratchet & Clank (she loves that shit), Spyro and all that, and now her main hobby is snarling.Shelly wrote:Haha, I think Sickmoth has a point - since it seems he knows some real she-devils. Shame he hasn't actually met women gamers. We're more delightful company.tresdoss wrote:sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex..... lets see if we have anyone bite at that statement.
Used to know a few lovely bints who played Mortal Kombat and Tekken, etc., but these days, being 35, it's long in the past. Ideally I would have loads of lovely women coming round every Friday night for some gaming and hot porno action, but the wife might frown on that idea and, well, I've only got one pad for the 360 anyway. The PS3 has two pads, but only one that vibrates, so that's an instant turn-off for the ladies. However, I've got EyePet, and Peppa Pig on the DS, so it all sort of evens out.
I have sausage fingers and deep knees.
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I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians, which means there are no gaming women left for the gaming men! Damn, they're all scissoring in between bouts of Street Fighter: Lesbian Turbo when they should be chowing down on some pork sword.
I have sausage fingers and deep knees.
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LOL, I don't discriminate between genderssickmoth wrote:I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians, which means there are no gaming women left for the gaming men! Damn, they're all scissoring in between bouts of Street Fighter: Lesbian Turbo when they should be chowing down on some pork sword.
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Wow that was some conversational twist there, laughed loud reading most of it though, more than a few points I agree with, as regards ladies back to the flat I'd be bloody lucky never had much sucsess there before but thats different matter alltogether.
Been round at the flat the last few days cleaning and started sanding down paintwork today, amazes me the shitty conditions some people live in, guess some people are just to lazy to clean.
Sanding was fun went out and bought a power sander
maybe should have had a face mask think I inhaled more dust than anything else, cant stop coughing now.
Been round at the flat the last few days cleaning and started sanding down paintwork today, amazes me the shitty conditions some people live in, guess some people are just to lazy to clean.
Sanding was fun went out and bought a power sander

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sickmoth wrote:I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians,
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Power sanders are fun...but yeah, wear a mask!Snaggletooth wrote:Wow that was some conversational twist there, laughed loud reading most of it though, more than a few points I agree with, as regards ladies back to the flat I'd be bloody lucky never had much sucsess there before but thats different matter alltogether.
Been round at the flat the last few days cleaning and started sanding down paintwork today, amazes me the shitty conditions some people live in, guess some people are just to lazy to clean.
Sanding was fun went out and bought a power sandermaybe should have had a face mask think I inhaled more dust than anything else, cant stop coughing now.
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You could always gain a lot of weight and have your own man boobs to play with.The+Deleted wrote:But you have boobs to look at....WonderMel wrote:I have no girl friendsExcept one and she's my sister.
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