no pumpkins for halloween

chixiethepixie · Post by **chixiethepixie** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:28 pm

Right, ive been to sainsburys and tescos and i can get a god damn pumkin anywhere and now im gonna go cry as i adore carving them.

I saw pumpkins galore about 2 weeks ago and i read about the shortage but stupid old me thought that id wait til just before halloween to get a pumpykin

I feel so sad

Somerset Bumpkin · Post by **Somerset Bumpkin** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:29 pm

Co-op have loads!

chixiethepixie · Post by **chixiethepixie** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:40 pm

Really? Shove one in the post for me

I might take a walk down to lidls and co op tomorrow, so everyone cross your fingers that i may find an elusive pumpykin..............or halloween is gonna be ruined

Bob Syko · Post by **Bob Syko** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:06 pm

So, am I the only person that hates haloween?

MikeHaggar · Post by **MikeHaggar** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:09 pm

Bob Syko wrote:So, am I the only person that hates haloween?

Nope

Somerset Bumpkin · Post by **Somerset Bumpkin** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:10 pm

I am I the only person thats thinks it's American Imported bullshit?

Bob Syko · Post by **Bob Syko** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:17 pm

Somerset Bumpkin wrote:I am I the only person thats thinks it's American Imported bullshit?

No. I'd be fine if we got some virgins, sacrificed them for satan and then had a blood orgy but eating sweets ain't demonic god dammit! It ain't evil! Satan is laughing at us and our haloween ways and when he comes and melts all our skin off we will be sorry we sacrificed as few virgins as we did.

Itchigon · Post by **Itchigon** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:17 pm

Bob Syko wrote:So, am I the only person that hates haloween?

The only reason i liked halloween as a kid was because that movie was usually on with the 3 witches and the guy who lights a candle.

Skev · Post by **Skev** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:21 pm

Bob Syko wrote: blood orgy

Blood orgy! bloody orgy!

Richman · Post by **Richman** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:23 pm

Skev wrote:
Bob Syko wrote: blood orgy

Blood orgy! bloody orgy!

Tsk I told everyone not to mention that phrase round Skev. It'll take him hours to calm down now....

chixiethepixie · Post by **chixiethepixie** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:25 pm

I frikking love halloween, i prefer it to xmas

but then my xmas' have always been a little bit crappy and xmas to me is a load of expensive shite anyways.

Do we have to sacrifice the virgins? cant we play with them instead?

Itchigon, you mean hocus pocus with sarah jessica parker in

I love that film to-its just a shame that i look more like the dumpy witch than the sexy ones

I like the idea that departed souls come back on halloween-its kinda comforting

I just love the whole witchcraft and black cat things

RivaOni · Post by **RivaOni** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:27 pm

This womans in the halloween spirit!

Bob Syko · Post by **Bob Syko** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:42 pm

chixiethepixie wrote:Do we have to sacrifice the virgins? cant we play with them instead?

Such...a hot...sentance...must keep control. Seriously though, that would take the virgin sacrifice possibilities right down and then satan would melt us again so I don't think it's worth it.

Shaolin_monkey · Post by **Shaolin_monkey** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:46 pm

You don't need a pumpkin - do it the Scottish way, with a turnip! I think you call them swedes down here? Ok, they're tougher to carve out the centre, but when the candle singes the lid they smell gorgeous!

Snaggletooth · Post by **Snaggletooth** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:18 pm

I don't need Halloween , To me every day of the year should be as demonic as the next. Sacrificing is week as well.

You want to opt for torture, thats far more brutal and inhumane, any one after unique twisted torture ideas for annoying trick or treaters I will be happy to oblige.

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