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does anyone else have to wipe the vomit from the side of thier mouths when they see an "alternative" girl who has died her hair bright pink?

I have a very strong stomach so no, but I do get your point.

I think it's fair that we should allow people to express themselves in any way which makes them feel comfortable, even if they do look fucking stupid.

Aaaah. A thread just for me!

Right. Abusive partners. I have been in a few relationships where there has been physical or mental abuse towards me. Because of how I was brought up, I'm never gonna raise a hand to a woman, but I have been chased by a woman with a knife, had plates and even a table thrown at me. It isn't just women that suffer with this, and it isn't on. Stop it. But this leads me on to something larger....

I have just moved from a house that I loved because the woman living next door is a mental. She is divorced from a guy who still comes around (nudge wink etc) and every so often will have a barney. Stuff gets thrown, smashed, slammed and then she gets a kicking. The wife has had to stop me intervening a few times, and when I was still at Plusnet I was working nights when the mrs phoned because it had all kicked off and she didn't know what to do, as it sounded even more serious than normal. She phoned the police and the fat spineless **** did a runner, hiding in bushes at the end of the street until the police found him. She is partly at blame cos she continues to let this man (that she has divorced already, natch) back into her life, but also the endless stream of other men who also slap her around.

This then leads into:

Her spawn of the devil children. Her son is a cocky little twat who breaks into the building site (the rest of the estate is still being built) and steals materials. But her daughter is evil incarnate. I now work nights full time, and there is only so much that I can take when being woken at 2pm by her and her daughter screaming and slamming. Once again, this is her fault. Her daughter screams because her mother screams. On one occasion, we had put our little one to bed at 7pm, and at 8pm or thereabouts, the woman next door had an argument with her daughter about going to school the next day. Daughter slams out of the house to go to her dads (about 5 mins walk away), and then, about 10 mins later, it all kicks off. All three are out the front of the house, shouting at each other. I nip out and ask them to keep it down as the little one is in bed. I am promptly ignored. The mrs then goes out and the witch from next door gets very aggressive, all in my wifes face. Credit to her, my wife didn't react, but had to hold me back when the fat wife-beating prick told my wife to **** off and mind her own business.

So....

We moved out about a week ago, and the silly cow drives past whilst we are packing up with the smuggest shit-eating grin on her face. How is her life so good that she feels that she has won by driving people out who are quiet and have had enough of all the screaming, shouting, slamming and crying?

There is more to come, but I had to get this off my chest.

Man, Rotherham sounds good...

... How bad is Sheffield?!!?

Nah man, this is meant to be in a "nice" area. This was in a £180,000 house that we rented. I love Rotherham and Sheffield, I do. They may be shitholes, but they are my shitholes. Plus it beats Wolverhampton.

National Express.

£82 for two return tickets from Ipswich to London in January? **** off, i'd rather drive.

And if i really HAVE to keep the authentic train trip feel, i'll cover my seats in week old lager and piss, then turn up 4 hours late.

Parcelforce dropping my Christmas present - a 60gig ntsc (US) PS3 - and taking a huge chunk out of the lower casing. It was well packed, and a bluray case seems to have taken the brunt of the impact.

Oh, and leaving the package on my doorstep (thankfully we live in an ok area) and making up a signature!!

Overall, not very impressed...

Man, I would be pissed if that was me!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 426645.stm

shit like this pisses me off, poorly trained feckless idiots that cant be arsed paying attention to what they are doing even when someones life is at stake. I hope the person who made the mistake is arrested for manslaughter

Okay, here's my first festive rant, of a planned series of three, or perhaps more if more shit pisses me off between now and next year.

Today's topic is the new Mam range of cards. What the **** is Mam? you ask. Well, in a branch of Clinton Cards today, searching for a card that said something along the lines of "I hate the disabled and blacks", I was met with an entire column of Mam cards. What the **** are these? I enquired of my colleague. What the flying **** is Mam?

As we perused this bizarre collection, it was obvious to us that it was some kind of novelty "taking the piss out of northerners" thing, but then on further inspection we realised that it wasn't at all - this shit is deadly serious.

To the best mam in the world...

I love you, Mammy

Mam - you're the greatest

My blood was boiling over but I couldn't work out why. Surely this shouldn't be annoying, but it very much is. A lady in Clinton garb is approached and asked. "I haven't got a fucking clue, love, because I'm thick as shit and incapable of independent thought", she probably replied, amid a background of crackling static as her hairsprayed mane was attracted to the wasp/fly killer overhead.

The man behind the cash thingy was more helpful: "It's for northerners and the Welsh. That's what head office told us." ****. So here, in Epsom of all places, leafy Surrey, is a grand concession to the 10 or 20 northern folk who have decided to settle there and buy their "mams" fucking condescendingly poor Christmas cards that infer to the rest of us that Ant and his sickening cock-smoking bumchum Dec have lobbied the card manufacturers successfully.

Is there a tiny section in the Clinton branch in Newcastle that has cards one can buy for "mum" or "mummy"? No there fucking well isn't, because "mum" is the word, so to speak, so why the fuckety-fucking-**** is there a northern section in Epsom for mams?

I blame the X-Factor, Vernon Kay and his gorgeous lady Toss Daily and Cheryl "I smacked a black woman in the face for talking to me but everyone's forgotten about that because I married Ashley Fucking Cole and he's fuckin' black too" Tweedycole.

That leads me on to a tangent-rant: Cheryl Coletwattweed last week had her "own" show on, and I happened upon five minutes of this mindless spectacle, in which she mimed and danced to one of the most fucking boring pieces of music I've heard in years (wife note: it was number 1 in the charts), doing all these inappropriate and half-arsed, not to mention plain shat, kung fu moves. Then all sweaty from her "performance", for which she received rapturous applause - presumably from an audience full of the deaf and blind sitting on electric chairs that shot 2 million volts through them whenever Cheryl deserved a cheer - she went over and sat down with ITV dahling Holly Whatshername, who... hang on, is this right... surely not... how could it be... No, it is right, she welcomed and then interviewed Cheryl Cole on her own fucking show. The Cheryl Cole Show, ITV1, featuring Cheryl Cole being interviewed on HER OWN FUCKING SHOW. Yes, that is right, but oh so wrong.

Oh Cheryl, how I would love to break off all your plastic bits and hurl the rest at a spiky wall. Granted once the plastic's off, you'll look like what you are: a council pram-faced doggy bint from Shatsville, The North, where your "Mam" encouraged you to follow your dream of becoming a rubber and plasticine sycophant who has learned to carry the water back to the village on her head without spilling any, except it's not water. It's fucking piss.

and lets not forget what she looked like beofre millions of pounds of plastic surgery



if this girl started speaking to me in a club i'd go home

Sheesh! That is big difference!

OnThinIce wrote:and lets not forget what she looked like beofre millions of pounds of plastic surgery



if this girl started speaking to me in a club i'd go home

I would have sex with her and then I would go home. Play on player etc.

Also why do some girls have those crazy front teeth that are way too big for their mouth. That very similar leading lady from Footballer's Wiviesfesives had kajunga front teeth as well. WTF!?

sickmoth wrote:all that anti-Mam stuff

As a user of the term "Mam" I have to tell you to shut the **** up. Yes, I go into a card shop in my town and it is all "Mother", "Mummy" and "Mum" and most people I know don't use that name, you still have the option, you can find a card and express something from any bloody region you want. A pathetic Rant... oh no, too much choice!

And I know nothing of Cheryl, don't really bother with stuff that doesn't concern me.

I call my mother Mam too. Or her name.