games™ Forum

For once, no. We're both baffled by the shit Japanese developers get away with.

And to be fair, Valkyrie Drive basically features lesbian robots. Don't tell me that doesn't sound like a laugh if you're having a few beers with mates!

What are those?

There you go, Maf:





Meanwhile, New Shoes!



Pious: The Ninja

how sad Pious has gone hipster.......what is the world coming to

sleepery jeem wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:31 am

how sad Pious has gone hipster.......what is the world coming to

Jeem, I regularly run, climb etc aka Real Exercise. To me, these are practical, not just for show.

Makes not a jot of difference, I know your having trouble accepting it but be woke, Dwarf will be there for you.

sleepery jeem wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:25 am

Makes not a jot of difference, I know your having trouble accepting it but be woke, Dwarf will be there for you.

Anyway, the cut off age to Dwarf's Label was 32, so I'm not part of the New-Age Chav demographic.

y u such a snowflake tho

One-armed dwarf wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:36 am

y u such a snowflake tho

I recently had some surgery a month ago. Which left a roughly £2 coin sized hole in my temple, exposing raw muscle. Other than having a once a week check up at the hospital, I clean and dress the wound myself as the Doctors want to heal naturally, for the skin to regrow itself. I haven't taken any time off while this has been going on. I'm old skool, like that.

I know, I'm taking the piss. I'm impressed how you've taken a thing like that in your stride.

Raw muscle, that sounds pretty metal as fuk

One-armed dwarf wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:47 am

I know, I'm taking the piss. I'm impressed how you've taken a thing like that in your stride.

Raw muscle, that sounds pretty metal as fuk

I know.

Well I don't have much choice, other than to get on with it. I have two illnesses. One randomly makes me nauseous and/or vomit from hours to days to weeks. The other randomly generates things on my face that usually need to be surgically removed before they become a problem. Both illnesses are incurable and without medication as they are genetic issues. Such is Life..

In Lighter News...



Continuing my collection: Easter Bucky - Dispatched

Pious the chosen wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:58 am

"Run like a caveman"

"They're shoes for toes and twats"

Those are the videogame quotes I think of when I see shoes like these.

One-armed dwarf wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:47 am

I know, I'm taking the piss. I'm impressed how you've taken a thing like that in your stride.

Raw muscle, that sounds pretty metal as fuk

Oh I agree the lad has balls, but as you said we're British so we have to take the piss, its our duty.

that reminds me Pious you saw the hole in my foot from awhile back, I demand reciprocity.

What? I'm not British

hold on let me check my map.....

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ma ... &FORM=IGRE


Nope its confirmed you come from the British Isles thus your need to denigrate and insult those around is genetic