X-Factor - I hate it! Please winge about it here.

[Sherak]

I asked my wife why she watches X factor and Strictly and she just looked at me and rolled her eye's.... Later she asked me why I navigate a little fairy around a screen with a joystick dodging a sea of pink dots, I rolled my eyes (well would have done if I could take my eyes away from the screen for second ).....

We say X Factor represents everything thats wrong with society, society says video games is everything thats wrong with society....

carry on

[RYAN WHITELAW]

You fail big time, you should have told the dizzy cow why x-factor is shite and why games are great!

[slinger]

blah blah..........

society says video games is everything thats wrong with society....

Does it?

[Sly Reflex]

You should have totally told her to 'F*ck off and mind your own business!' Sherak. That reply works on practically every occasion.

[Miss Moth]

That's what I said at the altar, but then the vicar promised me a BJ if I went through with it, and well...

[Sly Reflex]

Did he let you drink holy water to cleanse the salty taste from your mouth?

[slinger]

That's what I said at the altar, but then the vicar promised me a BJ if I went through with it, and well...

Was he catholic? (sorry dont want to start that one off again)

[Jaeger]

I sat there eating my Big M meal and caught a glimpse of what I guess was Cherly Coles house and this young "I wanna be Cherly Cole" girl doing her audition?

Ah, the annoying but quite hot Cher Lloyd. She cries over every goddamn thing, I swear.

[leeray666]

That girl is not hot. She looks like Dot Cotton!!

[PRNelson]

Whilst my wife was watching it I caught a bit where Tweedy was like "Blah, blah, blah, blah...your going home" and then they got really upset and left and then Tweedy said "I think she thought she was going through" or something like that whilst looking distraught over breaking their heart. I just wanted to throw something at the TV. OF COURSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING THROUGH! YOU WERE TALKING SO MUCH FUC*ING CRAP THAT I CAN'T SEE HOW EVEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE FU#K YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! Why don't they just cut to the chase. More to the point why don't the contestents just go "Stop with all the bullshit, am I in or out?"

[DifferentClass]

I caught last nights episode as I was at my sister's, she and my cousin insisted on watching it. I never realised they dedicated a whole 1 hour 15 minute show just for the knockouts. I don't mind the concept of a talent show, it's just the tabloids and mainstream media following them afterwards that is tiresome, the chase for attention and fame. But this show last night is just shit, judges talking absolute bollocks, kids acting as if they will be taking around the back of Cowell's villa and shot if they don't go through. This shit false tension that passes for entertainment these days (Hello Deal or No Deal and what I was also intruduced to that night, The Cube).

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Note to self, never go near ITV again.

[alistair_thomas]

I always rant about it, yet I still enjoy it to some extent.

It's all a bit pointless this year though - why bother allowing 'groups' to audition, when two of the final three 'groups' are solo auditionees who were put together by the judging panel? I can only imagine how annoyed the other 'groups' must be about that.

[Sherak]

You fail big time, you should have told the dizzy cow why x-factor is shite and why games are great!

You should have totally told her to 'F*ck off and mind your own business!' Sherak. That reply works on practically every occasion.

I would have gone down this route but before I got chance she noticed it wasnt a fairy that I was controlling at all but a winged transexual, I had nowhere left to go!

[Jaeger]

That girl is not hot. She looks like Dot Cotton!!

Cher Lloyd


Dot Cotton

...

Yeah, I can understand why you think that...

[RYAN WHITELAW]

See is a torn faced wee cunt and i thought she was having a stroke at one point.