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Shelly wrote:

tresdoss wrote:

merman wrote:And will there be girls there?

We enjoy video games... does'nt that go hand in hand with not knowing any girls?.

I'd just like to point out...there are more girls on the forum...so therefore you do know girls...just not real live ones that you can touch and stuff.

I was always led to believe that girls on the internet were really big hairy men pretending.... have i been duped?.

I reckon on games sites theres more women pretending to be men so they dont get harassed.

mfnick wrote:I reckon on games sites theres more women pretending to be men so they dont get harassed.

You make a very valid point there.

I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.

sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.

.... lets see if we have anyone bite at that statement.

tresdoss wrote:

sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.

.... lets see if we have anyone bite at that statement.

Haha, I think Sickmoth has a point - since it seems he knows some real she-devils. Shame he hasn't actually met women gamers. We're more delightful company.

Shelly wrote:

tresdoss wrote:

sickmoth wrote:I often see myself as a woman, like for example when I am being irrational, unreasonable, awkward, obnoxious, etc. Women like to have a monopoly on these things, but I occasionally dabble just to see what's it like for the fairer sex.

.... lets see if we have anyone bite at that statement.

Haha, I think Sickmoth has a point - since it seems he knows some real she-devils. Shame he hasn't actually met women gamers. We're more delightful company.

Well, actually my wife, before she became a life member of the Association of Miserablists, played a lot of games. She had a MegaDrive all those years ago, happily played Resident Evil and then The Sims and some Ratchet & Clank (she loves that shit), Spyro and all that, and now her main hobby is snarling.

Used to know a few lovely bints who played Mortal Kombat and Tekken, etc., but these days, being 35, it's long in the past. Ideally I would have loads of lovely women coming round every Friday night for some gaming and hot porno action, but the wife might frown on that idea and, well, I've only got one pad for the 360 anyway. The PS3 has two pads, but only one that vibrates, so that's an instant turn-off for the ladies. However, I've got EyePet, and Peppa Pig on the DS, so it all sort of evens out.

I think you could be onto something there Sickmoth...I just find women who are gamers are so much better company and easier to date than non-gamers. I don't think I could ever date a person who wasn't a gamer anymore, just doesn't bear thinking about!

I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians, which means there are no gaming women left for the gaming men! Damn, they're all scissoring in between bouts of Street Fighter: Lesbian Turbo when they should be chowing down on some pork sword.

sickmoth wrote:I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians, which means there are no gaming women left for the gaming men! Damn, they're all scissoring in between bouts of Street Fighter: Lesbian Turbo when they should be chowing down on some pork sword.

LOL, I don't discriminate between genders

Splitting up the convo going on here but congrats on the flat

Wow that was some conversational twist there, laughed loud reading most of it though, more than a few points I agree with, as regards ladies back to the flat I'd be bloody lucky never had much sucsess there before but thats different matter alltogether.

Been round at the flat the last few days cleaning and started sanding down paintwork today, amazes me the shitty conditions some people live in, guess some people are just to lazy to clean.

Sanding was fun went out and bought a power sander maybe should have had a face mask think I inhaled more dust than anything else, cant stop coughing now.

sickmoth wrote:I know I'm treading a fine line here, but from what I have learned on this forum, most women gamers are lesbians,

My boyfriend says hi. I have kissed 2 girls in my time but it wasn't my thang, personally. I am a straight girl who wears make-up and skirts and likes Lady Gaga, but also just happens to enjoy shooting some zombies in the face like. Don't try and put me in a box. Cos if you do dawg, I is gonna get out that box. Yeah, blud.

Snaggletooth wrote:Wow that was some conversational twist there, laughed loud reading most of it though, more than a few points I agree with, as regards ladies back to the flat I'd be bloody lucky never had much sucsess there before but thats different matter alltogether.

Been round at the flat the last few days cleaning and started sanding down paintwork today, amazes me the shitty conditions some people live in, guess some people are just to lazy to clean.

Sanding was fun went out and bought a power sander maybe should have had a face mask think I inhaled more dust than anything else, cant stop coughing now.

Power sanders are fun...but yeah, wear a mask!

The+Deleted wrote:

WonderMel wrote:I have no girl friends Except one and she's my sister.

But you have boobs to look at....

You could always gain a lot of weight and have your own man boobs to play with.