CAPTION COMPETITION!

[meu02136]

Man takes instruction of "**** girlfriend behind a policeman" too literally.

[Bilge Rat]

"Did the earth move for you, or was it just the riot tank going by?'

"Did you fall from heaven or were you just thrown to the ground by a facist opressor?'

"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

"I've got something that will bring a tear to your eye, and I'm not talking about the gas."

"Can I get you a cocktail? I learned the recipie from Molotov himself."

"Get your coat love, it might help shield you from the water cannon".

"Baby, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so I could put U and I as faw away as possible from the VPD (Vancouver Police Department)".

"Do you believe in love at first site or do you need to be beaten over the head first?"

"My name is Dave, remember it because you'll be screaming it later."

[Bilge Rat]

Man takes instruction of "**** girlfriend behind a policeman" too literally.

I'm struggling to find a non-literal interpretation of that

[DifferentClass]

"Security is called in to manage the crowds waiting for a go on the only girl in Vancouver."

[TheBoyInGreen]

"Security is called in to manage the crowds waiting for a go on the only girl in Vancouver."

I thought Bilge had this round wrapped up until I read this haha!

[FallDuckling]

I think you got the wrong idea when mummy said to use protection

Your go!

[meu02136]

Man takes instruction of "**** girlfriend behind a policeman" too literally.

I'm struggling to find a non-literal interpretation of that

It doesn't actually make any sense, that's the genius of it.

[Bilge Rat]

Man takes instruction of "**** girlfriend behind a policeman" too literally.

I'm struggling to find a non-literal interpretation of that

It doesn't actually make any sense, that's the genius of it.

I know you are but what am I?

[slinger]

[Bilge Rat]

Woman finally finds a man who won't answer back and who is able to focus on her face despite her prodigious cleavage.

[DifferentClass]

"Man unconventionally tries to woo a woman by doing his best impression of a bellend."

[Bilge Rat]

Hungerford and Golden Jubilee bridges succesfully identified by sharp-eyed forumite.

[meu02136]

Tobin Bell pulls out of Saw X.

[Bilge Rat]

Freaky-necked sex fiend pulls out of woman on bridge.

[DifferentClass]

"The Silent Hill films descend further into a farce."