CAPTION COMPETITION!

[mfnick]

"That bitch gon messed up my ride. Ho gunna pay!"

[-Jay-]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find her, maybe you can hire... The A-Queen

[BertyBottyBiter]

"One is not amused"

Classic. Perhaps not the most original, but definitely the winner.

[meu02136]

I didn't even realise another one was posted. Is that picture real? Obviously it's a real picture, but is the content all as it should be?

[DifferentClass]

A winner called already? owww, I have a few more and I'm not wasting them.

"Controversal new portrait aimed at attracting Britain's youth."

"John Woo to direct sequel to The Queen."

"She's a killer quuuEEEn, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind.. ANYTIME!"

etc.

[meu02136]

Queen takes no chances on Charles' latest drive to France.

[Sherak]

"One is not amused"

Classic. Perhaps not the most original, but definitely the winner.

Ha ha ha... Nice It was between that and "Spiking the chauffeur is soooo nineteen nineties" the first was a touch more P.C.

[Bob Syko]

Worst. Floss. Ever.

[Sly Reflex]

"You need a filling in the top left Mr Jaws".

[clockley]

"Tapeworm shits out human *and* shark!"

[Soundwave5150]

"Their relationship deteriorated quickly after Sharky ate George's surfing instructor"

[Miss Moth]

"One is not amused"

Classic. Perhaps not the most original, but definitely the winner.

Eh? Really? Jay's is a clear winner. Excellent stuff.

[Pyrite]

After the first kiss she had to accept that society was right, their relationship could never work

[DifferentClass]

"Vets! Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?"

[Miss Moth]

The odds were stacked against it, but indeed Michael Jackson was resurrected as a shark and amazingly ran into Jordy Chandler out for a swim.