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maf-me-quick wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:51 pm

Look at it. With every step we are closer to destruction

Three words Maf: Real Life PokéMon!

Don’t ask me why, but I saw this



And immediately was like that’s a Pokemon.

I name him BLASTOISE!!

You sound (read?) like my Mrs - she hates tortoises and turtles. Random story but we were on holiday in Turkey a good few years back and went to a restaurant for lunch. They had a couple of cats, a big lazy dog, two ducks (Tom and Jerry, if you're interested) and a tortoise.

The server brought the tortoise over and put him on the table. I was very happy, giving it head rubs and generally being nice. She made the dude take it away because she was that scared of him and didn't want it on, or anywhere near, the table when we were eating.

There, that's a story you know now.

I’ve never seen a turtle or anything like that up close. But I like the idea of turtles because when I think of them I always imagine



But then randomly I saw this


That’s not a party dude at all

He totally is - his mouth is open ready for you to give him pizza!

That boy doesn’t want pizza he wants to devour your soul

*OneTwo* wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:02 pm

I name him BLASTOISE!!

I already named him Torterra. He is just missing the tree.

maf-me-quick wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:14 pm

That boy doesn’t want pizza he wants to devour your soul

As long as it has a delicious doughy base and it's topped with pepperoni I think he'll be happy.

You get demoted enough times Reg and I feed you to him

Pious the chosen wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:59 pm

maf-me-quick wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:51 pm

Look at it. With every step we are closer to destruction

Three words Maf: Real Life PokéMon!

The two bat Pokémon look really cool here. The rest is a bit hit & miss and some of them I don't even recognize.

Maryokutai wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:54 am

Pious the chosen wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:59 pm

maf-me-quick wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:51 pm

Look at it. With every step we are closer to destruction

Three words Maf: Real Life PokéMon!

The two bat Pokémon look really cool here. The rest is a bit hit & miss and some of them I don't even recognize.

It's funny, the more "realism" they add to it, PokéMon leans closer to Monster Hunter. I only really recognised the biggest ones, being prominent species for the most part.

See them turtles all the time in Texas. Big scary cunts they are.

In fact you see big shit like that over there all the time. Raccoons, Armadillos and Possums all over the place. See what I assume were some sort of Vulture as well riding the thermals. Nothing like that over here really, might see a Fox or a Hedgehog once in a while but we don't have the big buggers like they do.

Sometimes (often) I drop my iPad while the forum is up and when I pick it up I’m on a page I don’t recognise or know how I got to. I always freak out for a second in case I’ve banned everyone or deleted a bunch of topics